Monday, October 22


Ungodly Pumped.

The Show is Coming!

1000 moments to be savored in competition. 1000 moments to be remembered away from the field. Just a few days away. Just a few days. If I can make it...

The Rhodes Bros will be following the advice of our attorney, Dr. Gonzo, and "renting a very fast car with no top."

I can't wait.


Anonymous said...

Dr. Gonzo giving advise from the grave? He shot himself if I remember correctly.

dusty.rhodes said...

Not quite. To do a Jay and Silent Bob thing for you:

"We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even though they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey."

Well maybe not exactly that. More like this:

Jason Mewes is to Jay as Hunter S Thompson is to Raoul Duke.
Kevin Smith is to Silent Bob as Oscar Zeta Acosta is to _______

A. Dr. Mario
B. Dr. Spock
C. Dr. Gonzo
D. Dr. Who
E. None of the Above

Pending your correct answer of this question, you will understand that it is incorrect that Dr. Gonzo shot himself in the head for no fewer than 3 reasons:

1. Dr. Gonzo is a fictional character.
2. Dr. Gonzo is not based on Hunter S Thompson, who did shoot himself in the head.
3. Dr. Gonzo is based on Acosta, who went missing (widely presumed murdered).